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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

dboybaker:

bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

dboybaker:

bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is