tumsperks:

How to break up with someone:

Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now

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manaphy:

if you do giveaways you deserve a pat on the back cause i cant even give up a cheeto without hesitation or regret 

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officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

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